So I stand perpendicular.
An amazing amount of fortitude,
Resides in my testicular.
That leads you lambs to the slaughter.
The pied piper,
That ran away with the Sheriff’s daughter.
Don’t let me win the lottery,
I’ll build homes for the homeless by the billion.
I will tap dance like Fred Astaire.
And boogie dance
All the way up Heaven’s stairs.
Where is Heaven, do you know?
I guess knowing is half the battle
Like they say in G.I. Joe!