I’ll never understand why Tony! Toni! Tone! sang a song about
“It Never Rains In Southern California”.
Did they even live in California when they wrote that?
Because I can confirm that IT DOES rain in Southern Cali.
Like a lot.
To the point that it gets to be very annoying.
I don’t see the fascination or the attraction that you all seem to have with rain,
Because that shit is just dirty water and filled with chemicals.
Why can’t the rain just do its thing on weekends when I have no plans?
Rain on the weekends is the perfect cuddle weather.
Rain during a work week and during work hours is just a nuisance.
If you can teach me a rain dance that will make it go away, sign me up.
Otherwise, I’ll just be right here being a rain hater.
©Mauricio Rincon ®Skeletal Abstract 2019